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Welcome to Aperture Science.
Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians— you're here
because we want the best, and you are it.
So: Who is ready to make some science?
An observer will be seeing you shortly.
She must be sleeping again.. That silly cat lives up to her name...
While you wait, why don't you check her desk?
APERTURE SCIENCE
EMPLOYEE STATUS TRACKER
(PROTOTYPE v1)
employee #9303
EMPLOYEE #9303:
Personal Diary
i like science fiction stuff! (definitely not specifically about experimentation, humans, puzzles, and robots.. not at all..)
you can check out my backloggd! it has the list of the video games i played! (yes, 100+ games. yes, i will be playing more.)
if you came from pt, hello there! send me a whisper!
EMPLOYEE #9303:
Interests Form
main fandoms:
- outlast trials
- portal
[no joke, i love these 2 games (also a huge nerd about it). they both inspired the creation of this webpage!]
secondary fandoms:
- the pitt [tv show]
- psychonauts
- alice: madness returns
- hylics
- beetlejuice [movie]
- cyberpunk 2077
- no, i'm not a human
Interests Form Continued
casual like:
games
- dishonored
- bioshock
- borderlands 2
- hades
- witcher 3
- clair obscur: exp 33
- stanley parable
- stardew valley
movies
- evil dead
- texas chainsaw massacre
- my bloody valentine [1981]
- hellboy
tv shows
- metalocalypse
- dungeon meshi
- dorohedoro
- aggretsuko
- chiikawa
- fleabag
- severance
CANDY BOWL
feel free to grab some!
COOKIE JAR
stamps made by me!
It seems that she isn't available yet.
Anything you would like to say?

< Her coming
back from
her slumber
and reading
your mail.
She appreciates it!